Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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