I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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