At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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