Please don't use social media to get back at me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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