What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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