Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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