I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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