We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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