Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
The adults are the big ones right?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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