I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I am never drinking with the goths again.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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