Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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