I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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