I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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