Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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