So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
