Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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