Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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