The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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