I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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