Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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