She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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