she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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