you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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