Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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