i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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