I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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