The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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