Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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