he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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