I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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