It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.