there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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