i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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