Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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