Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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