Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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