So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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