I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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