Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Randomize
