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She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
How's work?
Spinning.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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