how can u be prego again
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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