when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
