when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I believe in your delicious
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
