Can i not drive my cunt home
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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