why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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