Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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