I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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