That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You don't make any sense
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