Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?