Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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