Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You ate ashes out of my bong
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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