id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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