we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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