Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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