Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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