why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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