Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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