i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
what if I'm pregnant?
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Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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