Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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