idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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