He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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