So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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