What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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